The best party invite I ever received:
St Antony’s Soviet Santa Bop - Saturday 3rd December
Time for the final Bop of the Term…and it’s cold outside…so why not bring back the COLD WAR!!! That’s right, it’s SOVIET SANTA BOP! Ladies, slip on that sexy red Iron Curtain and gentleman bring some bricks because that wall is goin’ up again so we can party on top: XXX-Mass style! It’s the entire CCCP bumpin’ and grindin’ under a big red suburban Christmas lights…and inevitably one dude in a “Dick in a Box” costume.
Santa meets Lenin – Rudolf meets the KV-1 Tank – Frosty the Snowman meets (and is killed by) Stalin – The North Pole meets Siberia – the Christmas tree meets the ICBM – Christmas present meets Sputnik – the mistletoe meets Cuban Missile Crisis – vodka meets even more vodka!
The Data (provided to us by code breakers, satellite imagery, and double-agents)
When: 9pm-1am, December 3rd
Where: The St Antony’s Late Bar (now officially the Soviet Republik of Miloshistan)
Cost: £2 for Antonians, £3 for non-College members
Why: Because if you look really hard, Karl Marx and Santa Claus are totally the same person.
Christmas and the Soviet Union: we’re bringing on the Red Dawn with a military parade and a “Ho Ho Ho!” This ain’t no perestroika party…it’s f*ckin’ SOVIET SANTA
